100 Hilarious Jokes To Tell Your Friends

Hey everyone, let's face it, we all love a good laugh! Sharing a hilarious joke with friends is one of the best ways to brighten someone's day and build those strong bonds. So, if you're looking to be the life of the party or simply want to sprinkle some humor into your chats, you've come to the right place. We've compiled a list of 100 funny jokes, guaranteed to get your friends chuckling. From classic one-liners to clever puns and silly stories, there's something for everyone in this collection. Get ready to arm yourself with comedic gold and become the ultimate joke-teller! Ready to dive in? Let's go!

One-Liners That Pack a Punch

Alright, guys, let's kick things off with some quick-witted one-liners. These jokes are perfect for dropping into a conversation or using as an unexpected punchline. They're short, sweet, and often rely on a clever twist to get those instant laughs. They work as a quick comedy fix, and they're easy to remember. So you can have them ready to go when you need them the most! They are great to use to break the ice. Plus, you'll find that these are perfect for any age group, since there is no real context needed to tell them. — Simon Nessman Height: How Tall Is The Supermodel?

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
4. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
5. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind...it's tearable.
6. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
7. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
8. Why can't Monday lift Saturday? It's a weak day.
9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

These jokes are classics for a reason. They're simple to understand, and they always deliver a quick chuckle. These are great to begin with, because they are all super lighthearted and are not offensive to any particular group. — Dr. Livingood: Is He Trustworthy?

Puns That Will Make You Groan (But Still Laugh)

Alright, so now we are going to move on to puns! Now, some people have a love-hate relationship with puns, but honestly, they're the backbone of a lot of great jokes! So, get ready to embrace the punny side of life! We've gathered a bunch of jokes that play on words in the most groan-worthy (but hilarious) ways. These jokes are perfect for those who love a good wordplay and enjoy the satisfaction of a clever pun. You can use them to show how clever you are, and to see if others are as witty as you think you are. And they're great for any audience, as long as they like a good pun.

11. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
12. I'm afraid I have to be honest; I'm afraid of stairs. They are always up to something.
13. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
14. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
15. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay; he woke up.
16. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
19. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
20. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!

Puns are all about wordplay, so the more you practice, the better you'll get at delivering them. And don't be afraid to embrace the groan – it's part of the fun. These are great to deliver during a lull in the conversation, or during a meal. Just remember to set the mood! This is how you become an instant success at the party!

Jokes About Animals That Are Wildly Funny

Animals are naturally funny. We love to laugh about them. They are all kinds of silly, so they make for great jokes. From the antics of your pets to the wild creatures of the jungle, the animal kingdom is full of comedy gold. So, if you're an animal lover or just enjoy a good chuckle at their expense, these jokes are for you. You'll find that these are great for kids, too, and can be a fun way to connect with younger audiences.

21. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
22. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
24. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
25. What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop!
26. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
27. What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? A sourpuss!
28. How do you make a squirrel laugh? Tell it a nuts joke!
29. Why was the leopard a bad poker player? Because he was always spotted!
30. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

Animal jokes are a safe bet for most crowds, as animals are generally considered to be innocent and likable. They're great for kids, too! Plus, you can always tailor your delivery to match the animal in the joke – a silly voice for the chicken, a deep growl for the bear, and you'll be sure to bring out the smiles.

Jokes About Life and Everyday Situations

Now, let's get real, guys! Life is full of funny moments, and sometimes all you need is a simple joke to remind you of that. These jokes draw on the everyday situations we all experience, like work, relationships, or just plain old daily life. You'll find they're relatable, and they're great for sparking those common ground connections with your friends.

31. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
32. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
33. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
34. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
35. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
36. I'm afraid I have to be honest; I'm afraid of stairs. They are always up to something.
37. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay; he woke up.
38. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
39. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
40. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

These jokes often rely on observational humor, so keep an eye out for funny moments in your own life, and you'll be sure to discover even more material to share! These kinds of jokes are great to tell when you and your friends are already talking about the topic. — Ryan Higa's Sister: Family, Support, And Untold Stories

Clever Riddles to Make Your Friends Think

Alright, now it's time to challenge your friends! Riddles are a fantastic way to get everyone thinking, and they're a great way to add a bit of brain-tickling fun to your joke repertoire. These riddles will test your friends' logic and creativity, and the satisfaction of solving them is always rewarding. These are great to tell when you want to engage with your friends in a more involved way.

41. What has an eye, but cannot see?
    • A needle.
42. What question can you never answer yes to?
    • Are you asleep yet?
43. What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
    • The future.
44. What has to be broken before you can use it?
    • An egg.
45. What is full of holes but still holds water?
    • A sponge.
46. What is always coming, but never arrives?
    • Tomorrow.
47. What is light as a feather, but even the strongest person can't hold it for five minutes?
    • Breath.
48. What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
    • A bed.
49. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
    • Charcoal.
50. What can you catch but not throw?
    • A cold.

Riddles are all about finding the twist, so take your time and give your friends a chance to solve them. You can always offer clues if they're struggling, but the best part is when they crack the code all on their own. The more challenging the riddle, the more gratifying the answer!

Jokes About Work and School

Everyone has experienced the highs and lows of work or school. These jokes tap into the relatable experiences of these environments, poking fun at the daily grind, the quirky colleagues, and the joys of getting through the day. These are great for sparking a moment of camaraderie among friends, and they're a perfect way to lighten up a stressful moment or work-related chat.

51. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
52. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
53. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
54. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
55. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
56. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind...it's tearable.
57. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
58. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
59. Why can't Monday lift Saturday? It's a weak day.
60. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

These jokes are all about finding the humor in the everyday chaos. When you have these kinds of jokes ready, you'll always find a moment to lighten the mood. And they are great to deliver at work or school!

Jokes About Relationships and Love

Relationships are a constant source of inspiration for comedians, and for good reason! These jokes touch on the ups and downs of love, the quirks of dating, and the joys and frustrations of being in a relationship. They are perfect for those couples who want to make each other laugh, or for anyone who wants to share a bit of humor about their relationships. These can also be a good way to bond with friends.

61. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
62. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
63. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind...it's tearable.
64. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
65. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
66. Why can't Monday lift Saturday? It's a weak day.
67. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
68. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
69. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
70. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

These jokes are great for couples or any group of friends, as they can bring a sense of laughter. Just be mindful of the audience and the context of the jokes to ensure everyone's comfortable and amused.

Jokes About Technology and the Modern World

Let's be honest, the digital age has given us plenty of material to joke about. These jokes play on the everyday experiences of our technology-driven world, from the quirks of social media to the frustrations of tech support. They're perfect for the tech-savvy crowd and those who enjoy a good laugh about the gadgets that rule our lives. This collection is perfect for the modern world, as tech has become an essential part of it.

71. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
72. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
73. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
74. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
75. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
76. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind...it's tearable.
77. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
78. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
79. Why can't Monday lift Saturday? It's a weak day.
80. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

These jokes are designed to get a smile from anyone who lives in today's world. These jokes are fun and easy, making it easier for you to crack them out whenever the moment strikes.

Silly Jokes to Lighten the Mood

Sometimes, all you need is a dose of pure silliness to lift your spirits! These jokes are all about the absurd, the unexpected, and the just plain silly. They are the perfect way to lighten the mood. They are great to share with friends, and will make sure everyone is laughing their heads off. They're great for any crowd and for kids.

81. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
82. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
83. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
84. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
85. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
86. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind...it's tearable.
87. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
88. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
89. Why can't Monday lift Saturday? It's a weak day.
90. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

These jokes work for any occasion, since they are designed to be silly and funny. They're perfect for lightening the mood and getting those smiles going.

Knock-Knock Jokes That Never Get Old

Ah, the classic knock-knock joke! This is a joke that has been around for ages, and are guaranteed to get those chuckles. These are great for kids and adults, since they are funny no matter what your age is. The knock-knock joke is always a fun and timeless choice, so get ready to build some anticipation and deliver some laughs!

91. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Lettuce. * Lettuce who? * Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
92. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Lettuce. * Lettuce who? * Lettuce in, I'm cold!
93. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Orange. * Orange who? * Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
94. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Lettuce. * Lettuce who? * Lettuce turn on the TV, I wanna watch a movie.
95. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Olive. * Olive who? * Olive you, let's get married!
96. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Banana. * Banana who? * Knock, knock.
97. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Cow says. * Cow says who? * No, a cow says moo!
98. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Ice cream. * Ice cream who? * Ice cream for a treat, after a long day!
99. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Hatch. * Hatch who? * Bless you!
100. Knock, knock. * Who's there? * Atch. * Atch who? * Bless you!

Knock-knock jokes are all about the setup and the punchline. Just remember to pause for the